8th November 1959
Paris Falls
The Furon Empire continues to solidify its invasion efforts on Planet Earth. After the creation […] Read more
90 ct
The invasion report
23rd January 1960
Propaganda
The invasion is on!
Your prime source for fake news and government propaganda
100% true
11th October 1959
Double Strike
The Furon Empire has already brainwashed enough Earth Creatures to launch simultaneous attacks across the […] Read more
25th September 1959
Raid Failed!
Raid Failed – Government keeps prisoners! On Thursday, September 19th at around 2000 PDT, roughly […] Read more
13th September 1959
Cologne Subdued
The first European invasion site in Cologne, Germany has not been able to withstand the […] Read more
9th July 1959
Trailer Sets Earth Ablaze
The Furons have taken over our Internet! With their new Destroy All Humans! trailer, our […] Read more
7th June 1959
Resistance is futile
Pathetic humans, prepare to be destroyed – again! Destroy all Humans!™ returns in all-new glory […] Read more
